The excursion.

I've managed to sneak into the heart of the lions den and become a "teacher." It's exotic and scary. My first few weeks have been spent trying to gain respect. Respect. Respect. Respect. What a joke.

Well since it's a Jesus School, The Father comes in once a week to teach more about religion. And since I just teach it out of the book, it's helpful to flood their tiny minds... So we are sitting there talking about the Mayan Calendar and how the worlds going to end in 2012. The Father looks me dead in the eye and says...

This immediately sends the classroom into an uproar. Needless to say I set up a lollercoaster and rode it for the next 5 minutes while he tried to calm the class down. "I have $65 already and you can't have it." "I need my money, it's mine," another kid yelled at the top of his voice.

After 20min of him being there I decided I was going to create this site. So I went on Facebook to get the general census of people aka to get attention and this is what turns up.